Why Am I Retarded?arr

Okay, So im Chillen in Jayke's Room,
And he Comes Im with a Fishing spear.
I had no idea it was a fishing spear at the time.
But, lying on top it was a HUGE praymantis.
And i Backhanded the #$&* out of it.
And it flew like 5 ft onto a shirt.
I look at my hand and i notice,
Theres a freaking hole in my hand.
And i start freaking out.
Its hole, but theres no blood coming out.
So, I clean the hole,
And put sharpie in it.
Maybe it will become a tattoo, And it will stay there forever.
So i will remember the day I smacked a Fishing spear.
Shit. it hurts.