Why Am I Retarded?arr

Okay, So im Chillen in Jayke's Room,
And he Comes Im with a Fishing spear.
I had no idea it was a fishing spear at the time.
But, lying on top it was a HUGE praymantis.
And i Backhanded the #$&* out of it.
And it flew like 5 ft onto a shirt.
I look at my hand and i notice,
Theres a freaking hole in my hand.
And i start freaking out.
Its hole, but theres no blood coming out.
So, I clean the hole,
And put sharpie in it.
Maybe it will become a tattoo, And it will stay there forever.
So i will remember the day I smacked a Fishing spear.
Shit. it hurts.

I can't Die!

Chelsea Keller =^/

Ive Been talking to her for like...
4 hours.
Maybe even longer.
And I Dont want to stop.
Currently, We are talking about Monsters.
Shes not aloud to have them?
What a spazzzzz.
Just Kidding, Gosh.
Calm Down, Chelsea, No need to get all worked up.
Oh, Yeah, BTW, you lost the Game.
ohhhhhh, dddaaaannnggggg,

PWNED

Is this Gay...?

No, this is not Gay.
Oh, that makes sense, Gabe.
Thanks, Friend.
No Problem. :DDDDDDDD
....Bitch

Guess What Happened!

I created a Blog to Let you know whats going on in my life!
Yeah! Gabe is so Cool!
NOT!